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Soft, witty, and worn-in like a favorite tavern tale — this tee speaks to players, DMs, and anyone who’s ever watched a bard try to fix a rolling problem. The olive-green shirt reads “Please Submit a Help Ticket to the Bard” in vintage, storybook lettering and features a tiny collection of lute, scrolls, and dice. It sits light and comfortable against the skin so you can wear it to game night, a casual convention floor, or while DMing from your couch. The tone is playful, relatable, and a little nerdy — the kind of shirt that starts conversations and earns knowing smiles from fellow role-players.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular, side-seam free knit for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed elements for crisp, long-lasting artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Please Submit a Help Ticket to the Bard T-Shirt — Funny RPG Bard Player Tee
$27.99
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$27.99
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular, side-seam free knit for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed elements for crisp, long-lasting artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors