Fantasy Phrasebook
Wearable jokes for tabletop gamers, chaotic parties, and people who have absolutely entered the wrong dungeon.
Printed to order
Soft everyday tees
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Fantasy Phrasebook turns table quotes, campaign chaos, and fantasy-language puns into shirts for game night, conventions, and everyday NPC encounters.
Quick Questions, Honest Answers
How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days and arrive within 5–10 business days depending on your location. All items are printed to order, so we appreciate your patience — good things take a little time (and a successful Crafting roll).
Are shirts printed to order?
Yes! Every shirt is printed just for you when you place your order. This means less waste, fresher inventory, and a shirt that was basically summoned specifically for your adventuring party.
What if I order the wrong size?
Check our size guide before ordering — we want your shirt to fit like enchanted armor. If there's an issue with your order, contact us and we'll do our best to make it right.
What brand/style shirt is used?
We use soft, everyday-wear tees that are comfortable for game night, conventions, and surviving Mondays. Specific blanks may vary by design, but quality and comfort are always part of the stat block.
How do I contact you?
You can reach us through the Contact page on our site. We read every message — even the ones written in Elvish.
Each tee is a ticket to the tavern—where stories are spun, laughter is shared, and your gaming tribe always has a seat saved.